These are times of great confusion
which call for radical acts
and we handle the situation
by presenting alternative facts.
We will manage our circumstances
by Spicer-ing up the truth
and Con our Way to our wishes
by being smug and uncouth.
And if all this scheming doesn’t work,
we still got a Trump up our sleeve.
We’ll simply fire the lot of you
if you sternly refuse to believe.
Jan 28, 2017
Jan 28, 2017 at 6:04 AM UTC
These are times of great confusion
which call for radical acts
and we handle the situation
by presenting alternative facts.
We will manage our circumstances
by Spicer-ing up the truth
and Con our Way to our wishes
by being smug and uncouth.
And if all this scheming doesn’t work,
we still got a Trump up our sleeve.
We’ll simply fire the lot of you
if you sternly refuse to believe.
