I learned my ABC's
Before snakes and ladders
Only to find out the words ladders
Had less snakes, and what mattered
More than letters were numbers
Life's monopoly where's go
No get out of jail free card
And most of the X's and O's
Were in a game of tic tac toe
So life's complicated, unlike Atari
Where opponents, use fake words
When they ***** u like life was sorry
And like trouble, our plans fall over
Like a dominoe set
Money? Security? Like go fish
With a boss that's Alex trebek
Asks questions as you sweat
Constantly in jeopardy, an orphan
A game of hangman, and hang men
Who can't buy vowels, wit no fortune
so life's game is wheel of misfortune
Where there's no truth. Just dare
And the price is never right
I mean who doesnt wannabe a millionaire
But when your the weakest link
You're treated as a pawn for your labor
Left a contestant on survivor,
Not as smart as a fifth grader
That's why families feud
Until like scrabble words don't make
A sound, left with a frown to make
Everyone as crazy as eights
Left only to bluff like poker
Acting wild as a joker
With no bridge to bridge the hole
When ur the ******* going over
21, to bust like blackjack
Losing even in uno
Left only to play solitaire and lose
Like a skitzo beating himself in judo
Cause in the end, society reads the
Same code, as computers so Heros
Are those who don't quit the game of ******** When they aren't a 1 just zero
Cuz like binary code there's only 2 roads
1 or zero, and those that stuck through
And didn't forfeit their checkered chess match til the end, are those I look up to
May 20, 2016
May 20, 2016 at 11:12 PM UTC
I learned my ABC's
Before snakes and ladders
Only to find out the words ladders
Had less snakes, and what mattered
More than letters were numbers
Life's monopoly where's go
No get out of jail free card
And most of the X's and O's
Were in a game of tic tac toe
So life's complicated, unlike Atari
Where opponents, use fake words
When they ***** u like life was sorry
And like trouble, our plans fall over
Like a dominoe set
Money? Security? Like go fish
With a boss that's Alex trebek
Asks questions as you sweat
Constantly in jeopardy, an orphan
A game of hangman, and hang men
Who can't buy vowels, wit no fortune
so life's game is wheel of misfortune
Where there's no truth. Just dare
And the price is never right
I mean who doesnt wannabe a millionaire
But when your the weakest link
You're treated as a pawn for your labor
Left a contestant on survivor,
Not as smart as a fifth grader
That's why families feud
Until like scrabble words don't make
A sound, left with a frown to make
Everyone as crazy as eights
Left only to bluff like poker
Acting wild as a joker
With no bridge to bridge the hole
When ur the ******* going over
21, to bust like blackjack
Losing even in uno
Left only to play solitaire and lose
Like a skitzo beating himself in judo
Cause in the end, society reads the
Same code, as computers so Heros
Are those who don't quit the game of ******** When they aren't a 1 just zero
Cuz like binary code there's only 2 roads
1 or zero, and those that stuck through
And didn't forfeit their checkered chess match til the end, are those I look up to
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