Patron: "...And can you add the diced Hamlet to that omelette?"
Waiter: "Jolly good sir, and do you know if you'll be having dessert?"
Patron: "Oh yes, I'll have a strawberry Shakespeare."
Waiter: "Brilliant, your omelette will be out before you can say 'Ides of marshmallow'."
Patron: "That was dreadful and you know it."
Waiter: "Deary me, sir."
END SCENE
Oct 11, 2016
Oct 11, 2016 at 5:01 PM UTC
Patron: "...And can you add the diced Hamlet to that omelette?"
Waiter: "Jolly good sir, and do you know if you'll be having dessert?"
Patron: "Oh yes, I'll have a strawberry Shakespeare."
Waiter: "Brilliant, your omelette will be out before you can say 'Ides of marshmallow'."
Patron: "That was dreadful and you know it."
Waiter: "Deary me, sir."
END SCENE
What the flippity flop. Who in the pooty comes up with this... oh. That would be me.
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