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Did you hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder? He got behind in his work. How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used ****** and ask him which period it came from. What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his **** What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?  I want you inside me!
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Sep 24, 2015
Sep 24, 2015 at 7:57 AM UTC
You like jokes? So do I
Did you hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder? He got behind in his work. How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used ****** and ask him which period it came from. What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his **** What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?  I want you inside me!
Joker day
bill-murray
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Sep 24, 2015
Sep 24, 2015 at 7:57 AM UTC
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