One day while taking a dump
I considered a President Trump
My *** got so light
I could not see the light
Then suddenly shat out a stump
Speech that was of my own
Something internally grown
A speech for mankind
That would give piece of mind
And I went running right out of my home
Into the street… oh no a big truck!
And wouldn’t you just guess my luck
I wasn’t quite dead
But the hit on my head
Turned my stump speech on Trump into junk
You can imagine my sadness and shame
For the country I took all the blame
Could have saved the day
If I had looked both the ways
And now things will stay just the same –
May 4, 2016
May 4, 2016 at 12:06 PM UTC
One day while taking a dump
I considered a President Trump
My *** got so light
I could not see the light
Then suddenly shat out a stump
Speech that was of my own
Something internally grown
A speech for mankind
That would give piece of mind
And I went running right out of my home
Into the street… oh no a big truck!
And wouldn’t you just guess my luck
I wasn’t quite dead
But the hit on my head
Turned my stump speech on Trump into junk
You can imagine my sadness and shame
For the country I took all the blame
Could have saved the day
If I had looked both the ways
And now things will stay just the same –
Request permission to use this poem