1
Commander Alien outlines his strategy
for when visiting earth:
*“We should not celebrate Christmas
so we don’t give away our presence”*
2
one alien goes to the cat
and says to it:
“Take me to your litter!”
The other one turns to the gas pump and grunts:
*“It’s really rude of you
to stick your fingers into your ears
When I’m talking to you!”*
3
One alien goes into the shop
and orders his favorite tea items:
Gravi-tea and Mars-mallows
4
One alien goes to wash
in the meteor shower;
while the other comes to find
he’s had a ticket cos he
forgot to pay the parking meteor
5
But not all aliens are dumb though,
as this final tale will show
One alien goes to the pillar box
and tells the post box:
“Take me to your leader”
And the other alien shouts across:
*“Hey, you dumbo –
can’t you see he’s only a child!”*
May 12, 2013
May 12, 2013 at 8:23 AM UTC
1
Commander Alien outlines his strategy
for when visiting earth:
*“We should not celebrate Christmas
so we don’t give away our presence”*
2
one alien goes to the cat
and says to it:
“Take me to your litter!”
The other one turns to the gas pump and grunts:
*“It’s really rude of you
to stick your fingers into your ears
When I’m talking to you!”*
3
One alien goes into the shop
and orders his favorite tea items:
Gravi-tea and Mars-mallows
4
One alien goes to wash
in the meteor shower;
while the other comes to find
he’s had a ticket cos he
forgot to pay the parking meteor
5
But not all aliens are dumb though,
as this final tale will show
One alien goes to the pillar box
and tells the post box:
“Take me to your leader”
And the other alien shouts across:
*“Hey, you dumbo –
can’t you see he’s only a child!”*
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