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Logged out again, ugh, why? An ad longer than the video.....sigh Buffering....for the third time Old man doing 30 in a 35 My cheeseburger is missing cheese Can you just make it right, please!? Taking too long at the check out line Detour on I-85 The mail is late again Wait, the package hasn’t even moved yet!? Moving this slow should be a sin. Check engine light, does it ever end? Any spare change, please, my friend? Pennies? What, you don’t have a dollar? My family is starving, you have nothing to lend? No parking to be found. Such a long wait, better be someone dead No doc, I didn’t come for a lecture on my pounds Now shut up and feed me some meds.
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Jul 2, 2018
Jul 2, 2018 at 11:05 AM UTC
First World Issues
Logged out again, ugh, why? An ad longer than the video.....sigh Buffering....for the third time Old man doing 30 in a 35 My cheeseburger is missing cheese Can you just make it right, please!? Taking too long at the check out line Detour on I-85 The mail is late again Wait, the package hasn’t even moved yet!? Moving this slow should be a sin. Check engine light, does it ever end? Any spare change, please, my friend? Pennies? What, you don’t have a dollar? My family is starving, you have nothing to lend? No parking to be found. Such a long wait, better be someone dead No doc, I didn’t come for a lecture on my pounds Now shut up and feed me some meds.
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Jul 2, 2018
Jul 2, 2018 at 11:05 AM UTC
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