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Black coffee Unfiltered cigarettes Scotch, neat Rare steak Then there's me. I'm no stranger to Wry grimaces When I share Or comments about How I'm *A snide, contrarian ******* Or *An unapproachable **** A snob who refuses to fraternize Who thinks he's better than us* And whatnot Sure, let the reviews pile up I've heard them all If the taste of me makes you spew Then walk away And order your chai vanilla soy non-fat latte Topped with whipped cream and cinnamon The unadulterated stuff is Clearly not for you.
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Feb 5, 2015
Feb 5, 2015 at 3:17 AM UTC
Acquired Taste
Black coffee Unfiltered cigarettes Scotch, neat Rare steak Then there's me. I'm no stranger to Wry grimaces When I share Or comments about How I'm *A snide, contrarian ******* Or *An unapproachable **** A snob who refuses to fraternize Who thinks he's better than us* And whatnot Sure, let the reviews pile up I've heard them all If the taste of me makes you spew Then walk away And order your chai vanilla soy non-fat latte Topped with whipped cream and cinnamon The unadulterated stuff is Clearly not for you.
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Feb 5, 2015
Feb 5, 2015 at 3:17 AM UTC
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