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The owl and the ***** cat*** Were out having tea After a simple beach side walk The owl took out a guitar And sang to kitty brash, kneeled Before her Crimson chair A sweet romantic ballad it was Yet ***** cat was too busy Observing owl and noticing What a dainty meal he'd make. Interrupting his declarations She stole him away Under the starry midnight sky Whereupon in the woods Her claws she unsheathed And silenced his poetic display
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Sep 5, 2015
Sep 5, 2015 at 5:30 AM UTC
The owl and the Pussycat- a grisly parody
The owl and the ***** cat*** Were out having tea After a simple beach side walk The owl took out a guitar And sang to kitty brash, kneeled Before her Crimson chair A sweet romantic ballad it was Yet ***** cat was too busy Observing owl and noticing What a dainty meal he'd make. Interrupting his declarations She stole him away Under the starry midnight sky Whereupon in the woods Her claws she unsheathed And silenced his poetic display
//I just felt like this (funny poem for funsies)- inspired by the owl and the pussycat
the-silent-catastrophe
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Sep 5, 2015
Sep 5, 2015 at 5:30 AM UTC
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