'free butlers for everybody'
yippee!! hooray!! huzzah!!
i would so love,
somebody to follow me
around all day.
doing the mudane and
boring things,
all that daily guff.
to be at my beck and call,
for just about anything at all.
but then,
if there are 'free butlers for all'
would my, butler,
not have a bulter, of his own
to order about from,
his butler throne
and so on and so forth
and if we all had butlers.
would anything, ever,
really get done?
OR, would we all be,
passing ***** laundry
about in a neverending,
linen chain.
drinking tepid tea from each others ***** tea cups.
polishing silver for some one other than us ...
would i end up,
being a bulter to you.
my god!
this, idea of
'free butlers for every one.'
is spiralling, out of control
this factotumnal conudrum,
is going to drive me insane.
JEEVES ! please, please be so good
as, to bring me a calming tisane.
May 4, 2014
May 4, 2014 at 7:18 PM UTC
'free butlers for everybody'
yippee!! hooray!! huzzah!!
i would so love,
somebody to follow me
around all day.
doing the mudane and
boring things,
all that daily guff.
to be at my beck and call,
for just about anything at all.
but then,
if there are 'free butlers for all'
would my, butler,
not have a bulter, of his own
to order about from,
his butler throne
and so on and so forth
and if we all had butlers.
would anything, ever,
really get done?
OR, would we all be,
passing ***** laundry
about in a neverending,
linen chain.
drinking tepid tea from each others ***** tea cups.
polishing silver for some one other than us ...
would i end up,
being a bulter to you.
my god!
this, idea of
'free butlers for every one.'
is spiralling, out of control
this factotumnal conudrum,
is going to drive me insane.
JEEVES ! please, please be so good
as, to bring me a calming tisane.
this, was inspired by an advertising blitz campaign for a cruise company... one of the main selling points...
was "free butlers for everybody"
got the noodle thinking and this doodle the product.
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