In an aside at the pub the other day,
I commented that the hockey player
Looked like a French-Canadian.
I was called a racist for that.
(but he did)
While watching some Miss Pageant
With her the other night,
I commented that all the women
Are beautiful enough to be crowned.
Now I'm a sexist.
(they were gorgeous)
For the sake of argument, I am a religionist.
I'm against Jihads, but I'm not Jihadist.
I don't go goo goo over babies,
So I suspect someone will say I'm an infantist.
She texted, saying she wants to fix the fight.
Well, I am a pugilist,
And I know when the fight's been fixed.
Jan 31, 2017
Jan 31, 2017 at 10:58 AM UTC
In an aside at the pub the other day,
I commented that the hockey player
Looked like a French-Canadian.
I was called a racist for that.
(but he did)
While watching some Miss Pageant
With her the other night,
I commented that all the women
Are beautiful enough to be crowned.
Now I'm a sexist.
(they were gorgeous)
For the sake of argument, I am a religionist.
I'm against Jihads, but I'm not Jihadist.
I don't go goo goo over babies,
So I suspect someone will say I'm an infantist.
She texted, saying she wants to fix the fight.
Well, I am a pugilist,
And I know when the fight's been fixed.
