On hold, I'm on hold
if I may be so bold
I hate being on hold....
feels like you are being so cold
leaving me on hold....
On hold, I'm on hold
my beard has grown mold
while I'm on hold
Sold my living soul
to get off being on hold
Now I'm feeling bold
worth my weight in gold
poke you in the eye scold you for your lie
Tale all told
of me being on hold
rhyme and reason rolled into your sneezing
while I'm on hold
then my provider be dammed sixfold
cutting off my call in a stranglehold
On hold, I was on hold
goes beyond the threshold
lost my foothold
gotta callback to be
put on hold, on hold, on hold
Sep 30, 2017
Sep 30, 2017 at 12:08 PM UTC
On hold, I'm on hold
if I may be so bold
I hate being on hold....
feels like you are being so cold
leaving me on hold....
On hold, I'm on hold
my beard has grown mold
while I'm on hold
Sold my living soul
to get off being on hold
Now I'm feeling bold
worth my weight in gold
poke you in the eye scold you for your lie
Tale all told
of me being on hold
rhyme and reason rolled into your sneezing
while I'm on hold
then my provider be dammed sixfold
cutting off my call in a stranglehold
On hold, I was on hold
goes beyond the threshold
lost my foothold
gotta callback to be
put on hold, on hold, on hold
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