I’m a failed poet,
not for the want
of trying, nor was
I afraid to speak
my mind, no, I am
thus classified due
to my readers who
are so ******* dumb
that they never ever
understood metaphors
thought iambic pentameter
was an ego measuring
apparatus and a simile
should be accompanied
with a parentheses, two
dots or an emoji.
I suggest they go and read
Carol Anne Duffy, because
I am just as bad, but not
worse, yet she made laureate!
Aug 6, 2018
Aug 6, 2018 at 11:56 AM UTC
I’m a failed poet,
not for the want
of trying, nor was
I afraid to speak
my mind, no, I am
thus classified due
to my readers who
are so ******* dumb
that they never ever
understood metaphors
thought iambic pentameter
was an ego measuring
apparatus and a simile
should be accompanied
with a parentheses, two
dots or an emoji.
I suggest they go and read
Carol Anne Duffy, because
I am just as bad, but not
worse, yet she made laureate!
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