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Down from the mountains came a bear of great renown paws as large as sewer grates wearing the ursine crown It's fur as thick as armor plate claws sharp and body strong roaring screaming ****** hell of tooth and nail, so long Wakened from it's slumber missing the sight and sound felling trees and lumber, searching for what should have been already found Gems and jewels be ****** not precious too the eye she'll search and **** each man no obstacle, denied So if you happen pon the path and understand, you're dead I won't have to run as fast just faster than you Fred!
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Jan 25, 2019
Jan 25, 2019 at 11:03 PM UTC
Not faster than the bear
Down from the mountains came a bear of great renown paws as large as sewer grates wearing the ursine crown It's fur as thick as armor plate claws sharp and body strong roaring screaming ****** hell of tooth and nail, so long Wakened from it's slumber missing the sight and sound felling trees and lumber, searching for what should have been already found Gems and jewels be ****** not precious too the eye she'll search and **** each man no obstacle, denied So if you happen pon the path and understand, you're dead I won't have to run as fast just faster than you Fred!
LOL based on an old joke: "I don't have to run faster than the bear, just faster than you!" ;D~
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Jan 25, 2019
Jan 25, 2019 at 11:03 PM UTC
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