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Doctor Ponsonby’s Patented Empowering Electrical Rosary *This ilke Monk leet olde thynges pace, And heeld after the newe world the space.* Chaucer, The Canterbury Tales How out of date are simple wooden beads An upgrade is what the Rosary needs! Something to give your meditations spice Connected to your electronic device Beamed back and forth to The Cloud, you see With mega-mega gigs of memory Doctor Ponsonby’s Patented Empowering Electrical Rosary is just the thing! The Ave Maria is so out of date It’s Ave ME now, ‘cause we’re all so great! Make your prayers less about God, more about you Signal yourself through sacred Tooth of Blue A camera hidden in the crucifix Enables you to take your selfie-flicks The Pater beads count each joggery mile Or kilometres if those are your style The Ave beads are recycled with care To save the forests, the rivers, and air Designed in Germany, made in China High-definition beads; there’s nothing finer Buy the first (as advertised on tv) And we’ll send you a second all for free Remember: for weddings, funerals, and daily devotions Let RAM and ROM go through all the motions Doctor Ponsonby’s Patented Empowering Electrical Rosary – O make it sing!
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Jan 26, 2017
Jan 26, 2017 at 7:24 AM UTC
Doctor Ponsonby's Patented Empowering Electrical Rosary
Doctor Ponsonby’s Patented Empowering Electrical Rosary *This ilke Monk leet olde thynges pace, And heeld after the newe world the space.* Chaucer, The Canterbury Tales How out of date are simple wooden beads An upgrade is what the Rosary needs! Something to give your meditations spice Connected to your electronic device Beamed back and forth to The Cloud, you see With mega-mega gigs of memory Doctor Ponsonby’s Patented Empowering Electrical Rosary is just the thing! The Ave Maria is so out of date It’s Ave ME now, ‘cause we’re all so great! Make your prayers less about God, more about you Signal yourself through sacred Tooth of Blue A camera hidden in the crucifix Enables you to take your selfie-flicks The Pater beads count each joggery mile Or kilometres if those are your style The Ave beads are recycled with care To save the forests, the rivers, and air Designed in Germany, made in China High-definition beads; there’s nothing finer Buy the first (as advertised on tv) And we’ll send you a second all for free Remember: for weddings, funerals, and daily devotions Let RAM and ROM go through all the motions Doctor Ponsonby’s Patented Empowering Electrical Rosary – O make it sing!
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Jan 26, 2017
Jan 26, 2017 at 7:24 AM UTC
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