It was a cold December morning
At 3:45 AM
I woke up early
I was not going
To go through
This ordeal again
I drove down to the park
And had constipation
In the dark
But thankfully
The stool softener
Kicked in
Life's a game
I'll never win
Later I began to drive
Here and there
I'm all alone
And no one cares
The gym and Starbucks
We're closed
And I had nowhere to go
Later I would see
Mountains covered in snow
Driving around
Driving around
Life is some kind
Of Merry Go Round
I have a few friends
I'm glad I do
You learned the story
Of A Christmas poo
Dec 28, 2016
Dec 28, 2016 at 11:18 AM UTC
It was a cold December morning
At 3:45 AM
I woke up early
I was not going
To go through
This ordeal again
I drove down to the park
And had constipation
In the dark
But thankfully
The stool softener
Kicked in
Life's a game
I'll never win
Later I began to drive
Here and there
I'm all alone
And no one cares
The gym and Starbucks
We're closed
And I had nowhere to go
Later I would see
Mountains covered in snow
Driving around
Driving around
Life is some kind
Of Merry Go Round
I have a few friends
I'm glad I do
You learned the story
Of A Christmas poo
