Wild caribou roam the plains
of the smooth golf greens.
A pest to all those who don the plus fours.
Emerging from the rough they charge
at will, impacting with the power of a comet.
They must be killed on sight.
An 8 iron behind the head usually does the trick,
and 19th hole is adorned with the coat stand silhouettes
of dispatched caribou heads.
Dec 31, 2012
Dec 31, 2012 at 5:16 AM UTC
Wild caribou roam the plains
of the smooth golf greens.
A pest to all those who don the plus fours.
Emerging from the rough they charge
at will, impacting with the power of a comet.
They must be killed on sight.
An 8 iron behind the head usually does the trick,
and 19th hole is adorned with the coat stand silhouettes
of dispatched caribou heads.
