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don't you young
become poets
it may sound romantic and cool
but that's what it is - it sounds
Yeah, it's all about how it sounds
Mom was right:
*Better be a dentist -
for though you stare all day into mouths
you'll be agape when you look at your bank accounts*
Dad was right:
*Better be a surgeon-specialist -
for though you fix areseholes all life-through
your bank account is never a dark hole*
And poetry, remember,
they must have told you, doesn't sell;
the Humanities are not for humans;
Writing is for those who can't talk their way up -
so don't aspire to be a poet
dear young ones
for you'll suffer all life
of scarcity of means,
plenty of sneers and want
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And your husbands will tell you:
*I married you cause being a poet
I thought you could moan and oooh and aaah
and make better love than that!*
And your wives will scowl:
**** your poetry!
Get me real diamonds and money!*
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So dear young ones
perhaps you want to give up your verse
and turn to medicine or finance
or engineering
and study for dollars instead
*a return on investment
is what you want*
Oct 8, 2014
Oct 8, 2014 at 11:17 PM UTC
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don't you young
become poets
it may sound romantic and cool
but that's what it is - it sounds
Yeah, it's all about how it sounds
Mom was right:
*Better be a dentist -
for though you stare all day into mouths
you'll be agape when you look at your bank accounts*
Dad was right:
*Better be a surgeon-specialist -
for though you fix areseholes all life-through
your bank account is never a dark hole*
And poetry, remember,
they must have told you, doesn't sell;
the Humanities are not for humans;
Writing is for those who can't talk their way up -
so don't aspire to be a poet
dear young ones
for you'll suffer all life
of scarcity of means,
plenty of sneers and want
2
And your husbands will tell you:
*I married you cause being a poet
I thought you could moan and oooh and aaah
and make better love than that!*
And your wives will scowl:
**** your poetry!
Get me real diamonds and money!*
3
So dear young ones
perhaps you want to give up your verse
and turn to medicine or finance
or engineering
and study for dollars instead
*a return on investment
is what you want*
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