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. I'm so proud ! :::: Now here's how it came down // A whole lotta girls at our high school Come up with a new *** craze Literally Getting ******  up the *** by a billy goat ! In and of itself This is hardly noteworthy But (!) They took it too a new level by filming themselves Doing it While also ************ with one hand And jiggling their **** with the other And basically turning it into A sort of ***** dance competition. // Now this caught on real big And the high schools in the area each got Together competitive teams And then a city wide league Where the teams are judged on form And Creativity And synchronization of ******* And mutuality of masturbatory modalities ( like oral *** ) // It is a huge money maker for the schools // Drawing 1000 of fans Who basically **** and **** off all night In the stands ! //    At first the Christians of the town Objected But Eventually it proved to be that Not having to pay taxes is a higher CHRISTIAN precept Than ****** purity ! // Everyone here is having a good time and maybe some of your towns Might get something going // Some schools I know of Are trying to include Cutting oneself and menstrual blood Into the completion Hopefully new ideas will occur And the sport will grow .
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Dec 9, 2015
Dec 9, 2015 at 1:56 AM UTC
our high school... !
. I'm so proud ! :::: Now here's how it came down // A whole lotta girls at our high school Come up with a new *** craze Literally Getting ******  up the *** by a billy goat ! In and of itself This is hardly noteworthy But (!) They took it too a new level by filming themselves Doing it While also ************ with one hand And jiggling their **** with the other And basically turning it into A sort of ***** dance competition. // Now this caught on real big And the high schools in the area each got Together competitive teams And then a city wide league Where the teams are judged on form And Creativity And synchronization of ******* And mutuality of masturbatory modalities ( like oral *** ) // It is a huge money maker for the schools // Drawing 1000 of fans Who basically **** and **** off all night In the stands ! //    At first the Christians of the town Objected But Eventually it proved to be that Not having to pay taxes is a higher CHRISTIAN precept Than ****** purity ! // Everyone here is having a good time and maybe some of your towns Might get something going // Some schools I know of Are trying to include Cutting oneself and menstrual blood Into the completion Hopefully new ideas will occur And the sport will grow .
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Dec 9, 2015
Dec 9, 2015 at 1:56 AM UTC
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