A world bereft of censorship
Would fraught with peril be
The populace could fck and sht
With b*llocks swinging free
The t*tties most voluptuous
Assorted a*ses too
Could slap together merrily
On c*cks, ***** and true
Words like b*stiality
Might find a daily use
How else could someone f*st a sheep
Or p*netrate a goose?
Teab*gging would hit the news
And maybe anl flching
P*nis fighting might break out
Or rampant fa*ny belching
Censorship will save your eyes
And stop you going blind
But though you might not see the words
I've put them in your mind
You can’t hide from profanity
Behind a single star
Why disguise things from yourself?
You’ll still know what they are
Apr 14, 2015
Apr 14, 2015 at 10:38 AM UTC
A world bereft of censorship
Would fraught with peril be
The populace could fck and sht
With b*llocks swinging free
The t*tties most voluptuous
Assorted a*ses too
Could slap together merrily
On c*cks, ***** and true
Words like b*stiality
Might find a daily use
How else could someone f*st a sheep
Or p*netrate a goose?
Teab*gging would hit the news
And maybe anl flching
P*nis fighting might break out
Or rampant fa*ny belching
Censorship will save your eyes
And stop you going blind
But though you might not see the words
I've put them in your mind
You can’t hide from profanity
Behind a single star
Why disguise things from yourself?
You’ll still know what they are
Sorry ;)
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