To the girl with curls much longer than my own,
When approached by a boy, flip him off and spit in his face
Tell him you're a rebel,
a punk,
a lover.
Tell him that love is for suckers and
guys are only good for *******
And even then it's a hit or miss.
Explain to him how you have violent urges to break things
Go into detail about why your parents didn't stay together
Get drunk and make out with his best friend
Respond to his texts with one syllable
Talk about how you're ready for commitment
(in the long term sense)
Insult his music,
his books,
his friends
and most importantly his morals.
If he doesn't fall in love with you, there must be something wrong...
After all, it worked on me
Dec 4, 2011
Dec 4, 2011 at 3:36 AM UTC
To the girl with curls much longer than my own,
When approached by a boy, flip him off and spit in his face
Tell him you're a rebel,
a punk,
a lover.
Tell him that love is for suckers and
guys are only good for *******
And even then it's a hit or miss.
Explain to him how you have violent urges to break things
Go into detail about why your parents didn't stay together
Get drunk and make out with his best friend
Respond to his texts with one syllable
Talk about how you're ready for commitment
(in the long term sense)
Insult his music,
his books,
his friends
and most importantly his morals.
If he doesn't fall in love with you, there must be something wrong...
After all, it worked on me
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