Henry Kline Boyer Elementary School
Evansburg, Pennsylvania
circa ~ 1969 ADD:
A(fter) D(umpster) D(diving).
As a Halloween
costume, that fifth year
literally dug up materials,
sans throw away wear
during grade school,
my father got veer
re: brilliant idea
for this sole son,
which found gritty
sanitation crew unclear
but right at home
on animal farm,
and/or role with
pigpen didst share
this original getup cost Peanuts,
but caused a big stink to rear
up dressed depleted oxygen,
and many classmate didst swear
objectionable odor
also induced eyes to tear.
Missus Shaner (the talon
clawed, shriveled queer
looking relic of a dinosaur,
who taught – for near
lee a millennium fifth grade)
gave me - up pair
of gooey (Paraguay)
“FAKE” genuine heir
looms (bone a fide kitchen
middens) artifacts mere
wrack que less originally care
lessly tossed out by
indigenous: Guaraní,
Ayoreo, Toba-Maskoy,
Aché and Sanapan
discovered in present
day capital, dear
lee benevolent holy city
steeped in prayer:
(Nuestra Señora Santa
María de la Asunción).
Authentic “FAKE” Central A mere
reek'n (American) rank
and file putrid bare
lee tolerable plum
rancid rotten ancient
******* handily found
teacher to declare
me the putative winner
since everyone else
passed out from the fetid air.
Oct 21, 2018
Oct 21, 2018 at 1:55 PM UTC
Henry Kline Boyer Elementary School
Evansburg, Pennsylvania
circa ~ 1969 ADD:
A(fter) D(umpster) D(diving).
As a Halloween
costume, that fifth year
literally dug up materials,
sans throw away wear
during grade school,
my father got veer
re: brilliant idea
for this sole son,
which found gritty
sanitation crew unclear
but right at home
on animal farm,
and/or role with
pigpen didst share
this original getup cost Peanuts,
but caused a big stink to rear
up dressed depleted oxygen,
and many classmate didst swear
objectionable odor
also induced eyes to tear.
Missus Shaner (the talon
clawed, shriveled queer
looking relic of a dinosaur,
who taught – for near
lee a millennium fifth grade)
gave me - up pair
of gooey (Paraguay)
“FAKE” genuine heir
looms (bone a fide kitchen
middens) artifacts mere
wrack que less originally care
lessly tossed out by
indigenous: Guaraní,
Ayoreo, Toba-Maskoy,
Aché and Sanapan
discovered in present
day capital, dear
lee benevolent holy city
steeped in prayer:
(Nuestra Señora Santa
María de la Asunción).
Authentic “FAKE” Central A mere
reek'n (American) rank
and file putrid bare
lee tolerable plum
rancid rotten ancient
******* handily found
teacher to declare
me the putative winner
since everyone else
passed out from the fetid air.
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