Maids see it all
But they hardly ever tell
Well...
Occasionally one might sell
A juicy story
About you in naked glory
To add to your fame
And your shame
It's all part of the game
Who can blame
The person who buffs
And fluffs
Your stuff
On minimum wage
For making some cash
As you hit the front page!
Feb 7, 2020
Feb 7, 2020 at 8:54 AM UTC
Maids see it all
But they hardly ever tell
Well...
Occasionally one might sell
A juicy story
About you in naked glory
To add to your fame
And your shame
It's all part of the game
Who can blame
The person who buffs
And fluffs
Your stuff
On minimum wage
For making some cash
As you hit the front page!
