he was just that
a fetal pig
but not the kind you dissected
in high school biology
he was lazy of course
and how he loved his corn
in his darker moments
his snout....it would smolder
the professors postulated that
he must be off-gasing
but the more cynical ones
they would only mutter
“i bet he’s just doing that on purpose”
now the men in suits they were just
plain jealous
they’d posture and scheme
all the better
to be the one who’d get to
"hunker down" with him
(maybe mess with his *****
so now they’re all reading dictionaries
and memorizing quadratic equations
never mind the smell
but the pig....he’s happy
just making puddings
and trying not to think
about how little time is left
Sep 27, 2016
Sep 27, 2016 at 2:51 PM UTC
he was just that
a fetal pig
but not the kind you dissected
in high school biology
he was lazy of course
and how he loved his corn
in his darker moments
his snout....it would smolder
the professors postulated that
he must be off-gasing
but the more cynical ones
they would only mutter
“i bet he’s just doing that on purpose”
now the men in suits they were just
plain jealous
they’d posture and scheme
all the better
to be the one who’d get to
"hunker down" with him
(maybe mess with his *****
so now they’re all reading dictionaries
and memorizing quadratic equations
never mind the smell
but the pig....he’s happy
just making puddings
and trying not to think
about how little time is left
