Mayor Pete Buttigieg
was nobodies fool.
He chose Harvard
for a school.
Went to England
as an Oxford scholar.
Got a Rhodes award
and saved US dollar.
Took a freighter to study
for his final exam.
( This is true, I do nor jest}
of his class, he scored the best.
Came home and served as Mayor
And won a second term,
In football city, Notre Dame.
Giving him a taste of fame.
To round out his life
he went on line
and found a male partner.
It worked out fine.
He ran for President
as a South Bend resident.
Both friend and foe
rated his chances low.
Said he, I will give it my best
Since Donald Trump is my foe.
Oct 8, 2019
Oct 8, 2019 at 11:51 AM UTC
Mayor Pete Buttigieg
was nobodies fool.
He chose Harvard
for a school.
Went to England
as an Oxford scholar.
Got a Rhodes award
and saved US dollar.
Took a freighter to study
for his final exam.
( This is true, I do nor jest}
of his class, he scored the best.
Came home and served as Mayor
And won a second term,
In football city, Notre Dame.
Giving him a taste of fame.
To round out his life
he went on line
and found a male partner.
It worked out fine.
He ran for President
as a South Bend resident.
Both friend and foe
rated his chances low.
Said he, I will give it my best
Since Donald Trump is my foe.
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