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there's an inherent dread for small keyboards - namely moving to a size lenovo - i'm quiet beyond staring at a keyboard as i type, i'm usually a chopin freak when looking at a screen, compared to my local doctor crow pecking index-index letter-by-letter ******** - the problem? the problem with a small keyboard? the A & S keys, and the interaction between the pinky & ring finger of the left hand... that **** is a ******* minefield... no, a smaller laptop does not help, i have fingers the size of an orc - every time i tap the A button i, by "accident" tap the S button... yes, nice nice, optimise the free space with bonsai equipment - make them for little people, fuck's sake! i'm 6ft1, 115kg, (don't know why i cite height in imperial, and the weight in french) - my hands can clasp a basketball with one by each hand... **** A & S is annoyingly tickling my ring / pinky reflex to type... i know that the chinese love to say: small is beautiful... not with these lumberjack hands... its not pretty, it's imitation dyslexia! **** small, give me what's correlative, nay, just **** proportionate!
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Nov 4, 2017
Nov 4, 2017 at 8:55 PM UTC
a feng shui problem
there's an inherent dread for small keyboards - namely moving to a size lenovo - i'm quiet beyond staring at a keyboard as i type, i'm usually a chopin freak when looking at a screen, compared to my local doctor crow pecking index-index letter-by-letter ******** - the problem? the problem with a small keyboard? the A & S keys, and the interaction between the pinky & ring finger of the left hand... that **** is a ******* minefield... no, a smaller laptop does not help, i have fingers the size of an orc - every time i tap the A button i, by "accident" tap the S button... yes, nice nice, optimise the free space with bonsai equipment - make them for little people, fuck's sake! i'm 6ft1, 115kg, (don't know why i cite height in imperial, and the weight in french) - my hands can clasp a basketball with one by each hand... **** A & S is annoyingly tickling my ring / pinky reflex to type... i know that the chinese love to say: small is beautiful... not with these lumberjack hands... its not pretty, it's imitation dyslexia! **** small, give me what's correlative, nay, just **** proportionate!
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Nov 4, 2017
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