Elliot Handler, late of Mattel,
has gone to his heavenly rest.
The designer of Hot Wheels
Made many great toys;
Barbie, the doll, is known best.
Barbie was shaped
Like a ******* recruit;
A miniature teenage wet dream.
Barbie wasn't impressed
When she got Ken undressed;
Some equipment was lacking, it seems.
Dec 4, 2011
Dec 4, 2011 at 6:39 PM UTC
Elliot Handler, late of Mattel,
has gone to his heavenly rest.
The designer of Hot Wheels
Made many great toys;
Barbie, the doll, is known best.
Barbie was shaped
Like a ******* recruit;
A miniature teenage wet dream.
Barbie wasn't impressed
When she got Ken undressed;
Some equipment was lacking, it seems.
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