**** off the tower of Pisa
Peed in the Norte dam,
Graffitied walls of the Vatican
I'm doing the best I can
whitewashed the wall in China
Painted the Kremlin blue
Melted down the Eiffel Tower
What was this ****** to do
Stole Big Ben from the tower
Kidnapped the good old queen
Run naked alround Westminster
Then painted Churchill yellow(sorry green).
Dyed the Thames so brightly red
Dyed the siene so yellow
bombed the statue of the Russian ******
he was one peculiar fellow
We planted onions seeds on hallowed turf
Because English football is tripe
Then mixed up a bit of tribal tension
Oh it felt so right
Stole a plane from Heathrow
Reshaped it into a penis
flew it through Donald trumps mouth
It's on you tube have you seen us.
We gravelled the Stonehenge stones
Now no more Wiltshire road
Move Buckingham palace straight to Berlin
And Make Scotland a home for a toad
Constable did some countryside art
I painted the South Downs pink
I got arrested by local constables
Funny hat bloke with a stink
They gave me a job as a Lord
Where I met a queen ,
called quintetn crisp
He was the head of parliament
And spoke with a salt and vinegar lisp
We searched for human activity
On Both sides of the moon
found absolutely ****** all
Accept a live dog dating a raccoon
My last plan on my bucket list
Is to find this heaven or hell
I've had a disruptive life
troubled I know you can tell.
Oct 21, 2017
Oct 21, 2017 at 6:21 AM UTC
**** off the tower of Pisa
Peed in the Norte dam,
Graffitied walls of the Vatican
I'm doing the best I can
whitewashed the wall in China
Painted the Kremlin blue
Melted down the Eiffel Tower
What was this ****** to do
Stole Big Ben from the tower
Kidnapped the good old queen
Run naked alround Westminster
Then painted Churchill yellow(sorry green).
Dyed the Thames so brightly red
Dyed the siene so yellow
bombed the statue of the Russian ******
he was one peculiar fellow
We planted onions seeds on hallowed turf
Because English football is tripe
Then mixed up a bit of tribal tension
Oh it felt so right
Stole a plane from Heathrow
Reshaped it into a penis
flew it through Donald trumps mouth
It's on you tube have you seen us.
We gravelled the Stonehenge stones
Now no more Wiltshire road
Move Buckingham palace straight to Berlin
And Make Scotland a home for a toad
Constable did some countryside art
I painted the South Downs pink
I got arrested by local constables
Funny hat bloke with a stink
They gave me a job as a Lord
Where I met a queen ,
called quintetn crisp
He was the head of parliament
And spoke with a salt and vinegar lisp
We searched for human activity
On Both sides of the moon
found absolutely ****** all
Accept a live dog dating a raccoon
My last plan on my bucket list
Is to find this heaven or hell
I've had a disruptive life
troubled I know you can tell.