They ran her ou ta town with
her ****** hanging down...
They said she'd put a spell
on the grocer's witless son.
See how stories get twisted.
The truth is much more misted.
Twas the out house that she sought;
having drunk gallons of rot gut,
and an alligator popped up to
bite her rear.
The dim wit heard her scream;
thought he was in a dream
and ran out to assist her.
Seen together in this fashion
twisted up and rather mashing
folks took the first impression
and their tongues began a wagging.
They put her on a bus all covered with dust.
The grocer's son sitting right beside her.
Nothing like a twisted tale to
put you on the road to desolation