Ahhh, sweet beauty of relief
farting in the halls
The odor of gas, released
warming up my *****
I do it every chance I get
maybe meds, or dietary choice
Everyone knows the happy feeling
a silent, ******** type of voice
The twisted faces and features
of my coworkers, and boss
Priceless as gems, with the knowledge
of their olfactory loss
They think they know the culprit
but they never will accost
Reeling like gut punched fighters
from the fruits, of my exhaust
Jan 9, 2017
Jan 9, 2017 at 9:10 AM UTC
Ahhh, sweet beauty of relief
farting in the halls
The odor of gas, released
warming up my *****
I do it every chance I get
maybe meds, or dietary choice
Everyone knows the happy feeling
a silent, ******** type of voice
The twisted faces and features
of my coworkers, and boss
Priceless as gems, with the knowledge
of their olfactory loss
They think they know the culprit
but they never will accost
Reeling like gut punched fighters
from the fruits, of my exhaust
