english teachers detest me
because i never capitalize my i’s
but they never once bothered
to come and ask me why
uppercase is a privilege
at least, it is in my mind.
it’s reserved for war heroes
or a painter who is blind
i have done nothing remarkable
i have hardly even tried
everything good i’ve done
is eventually cast aside
why do i deserve an uppercase?
or for that matter, why do you?
we’ve done plenty of bad
when there’s plenty of good to do
english teachers detest me
because i never capitalize my i’s
but i will have reason to someday
and i hope that is not a lie
Aug 12, 2015
Aug 12, 2015 at 7:38 PM UTC
english teachers detest me
because i never capitalize my i’s
but they never once bothered
to come and ask me why
uppercase is a privilege
at least, it is in my mind.
it’s reserved for war heroes
or a painter who is blind
i have done nothing remarkable
i have hardly even tried
everything good i’ve done
is eventually cast aside
why do i deserve an uppercase?
or for that matter, why do you?
we’ve done plenty of bad
when there’s plenty of good to do
english teachers detest me
because i never capitalize my i’s
but i will have reason to someday
and i hope that is not a lie
