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Hear me two twelves and I've displaced my shirt. Pollinated four elves with crystallized dirt. Syllables betray what a symbol is worth. Twenty metaphors plus five ****** make three kinds of birth. Crease in a place where no grease can escape. Forty times corduroy equals one face. Applied nine seasons to spice up the taste. Cardboard ate silicone then left in great haste. I know that these words don't make any sense. The greater cost of my mind has already been spent. Somewhere between Easter and the beginning of Lent. Jesus Christ threw a fit when I couldn't pay rent. Caved in on the heads of the poor in a mine. They'll eat it as long as it's in common time. This line is just filler to set up the last rhyme, but **** that **** I'm a nonconformist.
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Nov 16, 2014
Nov 16, 2014 at 11:33 PM UTC
Okay, This Is The Most Pretentious Poem Ever Written
Hear me two twelves and I've displaced my shirt. Pollinated four elves with crystallized dirt. Syllables betray what a symbol is worth. Twenty metaphors plus five ****** make three kinds of birth. Crease in a place where no grease can escape. Forty times corduroy equals one face. Applied nine seasons to spice up the taste. Cardboard ate silicone then left in great haste. I know that these words don't make any sense. The greater cost of my mind has already been spent. Somewhere between Easter and the beginning of Lent. Jesus Christ threw a fit when I couldn't pay rent. Caved in on the heads of the poor in a mine. They'll eat it as long as it's in common time. This line is just filler to set up the last rhyme, but **** that **** I'm a nonconformist.
If you like this then I'll judge you.
JDK
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Nov 16, 2014
Nov 16, 2014 at 11:33 PM UTC
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