My green fingered great uncle Maurice
ran away with a stripper called Doris
she takes off her clothes
wherever she goes
and she's got ***** hair like a forest.

bones24

Maurice and Doris (limerick)

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helen

I love this, the content is funny and witty but..
you should hit return after 'she takes off her clothes'
so that 
'wherever she goes'
is your fourth line 
a perfect Limerick :)

martin

There is a lady with very long hair
Which you can plait if you dare
It's not on her head
It's lower instead
But I won't be mentioning where

rw-dennen

removed.-nvm4

edna-sweetlove