The dryer died today
followed by, the four slice toaster
There can be, just no way
as belly up, the electric roaster
My oven is on the fritz
my fridge just doesn't work
Car is giving me the fits
hope, I'm not sounding like a ****
Made in China or Taiwan
quality, that's sorely lacking
Mower broke, can't mow the lawn
my devices, they've been hacking
It's got to be by design
the breakage, and destruction
I don't really mean to whine
maybe, it's a problem, in production
Feb 9, 2017
Feb 9, 2017 at 8:45 AM UTC
The dryer died today
followed by, the four slice toaster
There can be, just no way
as belly up, the electric roaster
My oven is on the fritz
my fridge just doesn't work
Car is giving me the fits
hope, I'm not sounding like a ****
Made in China or Taiwan
quality, that's sorely lacking
Mower broke, can't mow the lawn
my devices, they've been hacking
It's got to be by design
the breakage, and destruction
I don't really mean to whine
maybe, it's a problem, in production
Ever notice, your crap breaks almost on a predictable schedule? :D
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