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So here, I've left you this dead bird, on your bed, Don't say I never gave you anything. Well you haven't cleaned out my litter box in a week! So I just used your shower. Neuter! what does neuter mean? Is this some new savory, tender chicken sausage perhaps? I don't know you!, stop looking at me!, I don't like you! Get off of my couch! What is it with you letting your friends come over to my house! Whistle, whistle, hear boy, hear boy, c'mon boy........ I'm not a dog you know; I'm not coming!.........I'm not.... Oh did I just hear the delicate air escaping a pressurized can of tuna........coming!!! No...not interested in the ball of yarn, because I don't feel like playing that's why.... I'm just going to stay in this window sill all day; leave me alone! A bath!?......ha......seriously?.....you've got to be kidding me, I do a **** fine job of licking myself on the constant thank you very much! Well it's 10:00 o'clock in the morning, what do you expect! I'm taking my mid morning NAP! ***** off! Yes....I chewed, clawed, scratched, and slobbered on those loafers of yours, I was bored. Psssssst.....psssssst....Hey...hey buddy, .......yeah you, reading this ****** poetry, Hey listen, you got some catnip I can score? -----ChawzzyScript
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Feb 5, 2013
Feb 5, 2013 at 5:27 PM UTC
Mr. Meowgii
So here, I've left you this dead bird, on your bed, Don't say I never gave you anything. Well you haven't cleaned out my litter box in a week! So I just used your shower. Neuter! what does neuter mean? Is this some new savory, tender chicken sausage perhaps? I don't know you!, stop looking at me!, I don't like you! Get off of my couch! What is it with you letting your friends come over to my house! Whistle, whistle, hear boy, hear boy, c'mon boy........ I'm not a dog you know; I'm not coming!.........I'm not.... Oh did I just hear the delicate air escaping a pressurized can of tuna........coming!!! No...not interested in the ball of yarn, because I don't feel like playing that's why.... I'm just going to stay in this window sill all day; leave me alone! A bath!?......ha......seriously?.....you've got to be kidding me, I do a **** fine job of licking myself on the constant thank you very much! Well it's 10:00 o'clock in the morning, what do you expect! I'm taking my mid morning NAP! ***** off! Yes....I chewed, clawed, scratched, and slobbered on those loafers of yours, I was bored. Psssssst.....psssssst....Hey...hey buddy, .......yeah you, reading this ****** poetry, Hey listen, you got some catnip I can score? -----ChawzzyScript
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Feb 5, 2013
Feb 5, 2013 at 5:27 PM UTC
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