If you seek to Kindle passion,
but your mate is always cold,
You should buy a Hoodie Footie
from Pajama- gram I'm told..
The Hoodie keeps her ears warm
While the feeties warm her toes.
Toss in some wine and music
as her mood for passion grows.
Then you pull down on the zipper
that covers groin to chin
the girl is now on fire
and the romance can begin.
Except there was a problem
that derailed my new found luck.
My seduction didn't figure
on the zipper getting stuck.
Now she's ***** and unsatisfied
and feeling like she's fried
and I'm here sleeping on the couch
( at least I'm not outside)
Dec 12, 2013
Dec 12, 2013 at 9:15 PM UTC
If you seek to Kindle passion,
but your mate is always cold,
You should buy a Hoodie Footie
from Pajama- gram I'm told..
The Hoodie keeps her ears warm
While the feeties warm her toes.
Toss in some wine and music
as her mood for passion grows.
Then you pull down on the zipper
that covers groin to chin
the girl is now on fire
and the romance can begin.
Except there was a problem
that derailed my new found luck.
My seduction didn't figure
on the zipper getting stuck.
Now she's ***** and unsatisfied
and feeling like she's fried
and I'm here sleeping on the couch
( at least I'm not outside)
This comes of hearing the pajama gram commercial once too often!
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