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*drinking isn't funny all the time, you become too ***** have men forgotten that alcohol is an aphrodisiac? me, drunk, brothel? ***** every time.* you can stroll down a street, walk past an english youngling - evidently sexually conscious given the attire...    never mind the age: she's english, and you walk past her, and she starts to quicken her step...    she looks at least agitated but at the same time more apprehensive than agitated... you walk past a father and two boys, and the boys start looking at you with a certain type of curiosity... you walk into a supermarket, take four czech beers -   (cheque? check, chequers? horvat - croat) - and at the counter: a pretty muslim girl, pale olive,       wearing a hijab... and: bam! the immediate perceptional difference: she considers you a testosterone battery,    she's curious, like a deer,   she attempts to hide a smile... what was it?                               a beard... i watched a video about beards being misogynistic, about lumber-sexual...        there actually is a phobia: pogonophobia...                that's for women... but there's also    trichopathophobia    (fear of long hair on men) that's expressed by men, contra men... then there's pixiephilia:    men who love women with short hair...       i ****** well know, i fall into the pixiephilic category... i had long hair,   she had manky dreads, she cut them off,           bam! pixiephilia was born; darling... cut it short while you're young...    every see an old woman with long hair?                anyway... god, i love burping while drinking beer...      common practice               among the swabians: and good manners too!
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Aug 4, 2017
Aug 4, 2017 at 10:02 AM UTC
4 beers and a muslim girl (pixiephilia)
*drinking isn't funny all the time, you become too ***** have men forgotten that alcohol is an aphrodisiac? me, drunk, brothel? ***** every time.* you can stroll down a street, walk past an english youngling - evidently sexually conscious given the attire...    never mind the age: she's english, and you walk past her, and she starts to quicken her step...    she looks at least agitated but at the same time more apprehensive than agitated... you walk past a father and two boys, and the boys start looking at you with a certain type of curiosity... you walk into a supermarket, take four czech beers -   (cheque? check, chequers? horvat - croat) - and at the counter: a pretty muslim girl, pale olive,       wearing a hijab... and: bam! the immediate perceptional difference: she considers you a testosterone battery,    she's curious, like a deer,   she attempts to hide a smile... what was it?                               a beard... i watched a video about beards being misogynistic, about lumber-sexual...        there actually is a phobia: pogonophobia...                that's for women... but there's also    trichopathophobia    (fear of long hair on men) that's expressed by men, contra men... then there's pixiephilia:    men who love women with short hair...       i ****** well know, i fall into the pixiephilic category... i had long hair,   she had manky dreads, she cut them off,           bam! pixiephilia was born; darling... cut it short while you're young...    every see an old woman with long hair?                anyway... god, i love burping while drinking beer...      common practice               among the swabians: and good manners too!
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Aug 4, 2017
Aug 4, 2017 at 10:02 AM UTC
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