Pandas are *******
No doubt about it
All they ever do
Is sleep, eat and sit
It seems that the zoo
Is their native habitat
Sleep eat sit, sleep eat sit
Until they get fat
With their mickey mouse ears
And their love of mascara
Oh sure they make great toys
But so does a llama
You can't ride a Panda
You can't teach them to fetch
And where d'you buy bamboo
If you want one as a pet?
They're no good at mousing
They don't never forget
They don't even purr
They need help having ***
No, pandas are *******
There's no doubt in my mind
A less de-pandable pet
You're unlikely to find.
Dec 27, 2011
Dec 27, 2011 at 2:23 PM UTC
Pandas are *******
No doubt about it
All they ever do
Is sleep, eat and sit
It seems that the zoo
Is their native habitat
Sleep eat sit, sleep eat sit
Until they get fat
With their mickey mouse ears
And their love of mascara
Oh sure they make great toys
But so does a llama
You can't ride a Panda
You can't teach them to fetch
And where d'you buy bamboo
If you want one as a pet?
They're no good at mousing
They don't never forget
They don't even purr
They need help having ***
No, pandas are *******
There's no doubt in my mind
A less de-pandable pet
You're unlikely to find.
Edit Jan 2016, be interested to hear comments
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