Lawrence Hall
[email protected]
Dispatches for the Colonial Office
A Visit to the (Euphemism)
With Praise for The Sacred White Bowl of Our People
Several times each day the call of sanitation
Requires of each of us a digestive salutation
Within an appropriate private station
For needful purgation and evacuation
All of mankind, of every land and nation
Even Thracian, Haitian, Croation, Dalmatian
Must discreetly retire for a brief duration
To return to the earth a small donation
In this we must conclude, in explanation
From the indignity of the situation
With no exception, and no aberration
That Man is not the glory of God’s Creation
(All employees must wash their hands before returning to work)
Aug 2, 2025
Aug 2, 2025 at 8:50 AM UTC
Lawrence Hall
[email protected]
Dispatches for the Colonial Office
A Visit to the (Euphemism)
With Praise for The Sacred White Bowl of Our People
Several times each day the call of sanitation
Requires of each of us a digestive salutation
Within an appropriate private station
For needful purgation and evacuation
All of mankind, of every land and nation
Even Thracian, Haitian, Croation, Dalmatian
Must discreetly retire for a brief duration
To return to the earth a small donation
In this we must conclude, in explanation
From the indignity of the situation
With no exception, and no aberration
That Man is not the glory of God’s Creation
(All employees must wash their hands before returning to work)