1
Susan visits May
and May gasps,
looking out the window:
*Hey! Oh no – that’s my husband
walking here with my lover!*
Oh my God, exclaims Susan
that’s exactly what I’m thinking!
2
Little Tommy is outside
crying in the street
and Old Margie walks by
and she says to the crying boy:
Hey, why the tears?
And little Tommy says:
*My parents are inside the house
and they are fighting.*
Old Margie scratches her head
looks close
and asks: Who’s your Dad?
Oh, says Little Tommy,
that’s what they are fighting about
Nov 28, 2012
Nov 28, 2012 at 6:21 AM UTC
1
Susan visits May
and May gasps,
looking out the window:
*Hey! Oh no – that’s my husband
walking here with my lover!*
Oh my God, exclaims Susan
that’s exactly what I’m thinking!
2
Little Tommy is outside
crying in the street
and Old Margie walks by
and she says to the crying boy:
Hey, why the tears?
And little Tommy says:
*My parents are inside the house
and they are fighting.*
Old Margie scratches her head
looks close
and asks: Who’s your Dad?
Oh, says Little Tommy,
that’s what they are fighting about
...poem based on 2 existing online jokes...what is intended as light humour at jokes-sites becomes somewhat different in verse...
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