People keep telling me I have a sense of humor.
I look around and wonder what drugs they are taking.
If this is funny to you, please get in the line on the left,
you will get a ***** prize.
If I am boring you, go shoot yourself now, as this is downhill from here.
And speaking of boredom, I read a quote the other day
that said that boredom is rage spread thin.
I've never really thought of boredom as something soft
and creamy to go on toast, but I can see it happening.
To the waitress at Jim's: Yes, I'll have the eggs over easy,
and wheat toast, boredom on the side, please.
I'm trying this next time. She will probably give me that look
that reminds me I am from a different planet. I need this sort
of thing in my life.
nanu nanu
Jan 11, 2012
Jan 11, 2012 at 9:13 PM UTC
People keep telling me I have a sense of humor.
I look around and wonder what drugs they are taking.
If this is funny to you, please get in the line on the left,
you will get a ***** prize.
If I am boring you, go shoot yourself now, as this is downhill from here.
And speaking of boredom, I read a quote the other day
that said that boredom is rage spread thin.
I've never really thought of boredom as something soft
and creamy to go on toast, but I can see it happening.
To the waitress at Jim's: Yes, I'll have the eggs over easy,
and wheat toast, boredom on the side, please.
I'm trying this next time. She will probably give me that look
that reminds me I am from a different planet. I need this sort
of thing in my life.
nanu nanu
To John Mahoney: I just want you to know, I spent an extra five minutes going through this, correcting my punctuation. It was tedious, and a little boring.
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