Who takes the time to talk out of a donkey
but ignores every train car of the entire holocaust?
Sure does love his "chosen" people, right?
Yep, Yahweh.
That's YOUR guy.
The "world's" chosen daddy.
The ultimate GOD wars winner?
Defeater of Baal, Moloch, Marduk, Tiamat, Horus, Ra, etc.
So, Immortality, sounds amazing to you?
You do realize, you can’t hit the off switch?
Or even... run away.
Forever isn’t a gift.
To anyone or anything.
Imagine eternity spent with
all the same fake disturbing "lovely" people
you try to avoid at the grocery store,
or water cooler,
except now you can’t escape.
Not even into death.
Every smug, painted up, repressed, crotchety church lady,
every judgmental, animal murdering, red hat *****
every “actually, let me tell you why that’s a mortal sin” guy,
"pray away the gay," "god hates ****
at an AIDS funeral (?)
those kind of real winners.
All now immortal.
All your neighbors.
FOREVER!
In return for your collection plate scraps you get:
"Worship me, or eternal torture."
(Bro, if you have to threaten people into loving you,
maybe you’re not that lovable?)
Sunday morning eternal worship sessions on bad punch steroids.
Eternal consciousness?
That’s not paradise.
You're choosing a hostage situation, with extra steps.
MY only prayer
is that prayers are useless.
Gold? (In heaven, really??)
Gold streets that lead to a padded cell
for the already dead soul
you been trying so hard to keep pure.
Where does the Bible mention humor, art, creativity, or entertainment as a value again?
Oh, right. It doesn’t.
There probably aren't enough window views either,
and now we all have to compare
"stars in our crowns" forever,
cause nothin says "equality and justice"
like an eternity of being made to feel inferior.
So, so righteous.
Cause there's no do overs.
My only want
is for death to be the final freedom.
To those that want to exist forever,
it's clear you don't really think.
But try to realize the HELL you're actually praying for.
If my reward for being "good"
is to be trapped with you
AND your lazy, ineffectual, cruel, hate-filled sky daddy,
then I choose, PASS!
PASS.
Hard pass, that is.
That’s no ones heaven,
that’s a cloudy PTA meeting
getting molested by an overzealous catholic choir master
during a timeshare scam.
Just some reality for every idiot
that thinks "Hey wanna be with me?, Cool.
If you don't or act 'bad'
I'll chain you in my basement
and have a guy I "created" peel and burn your skin off
while he pokes you with a pitch fork forever."
That's normal relationship stuff, right?
Here on Earth you wouldn't run from that guy?
But it's okay to hang with em forever ?
cause gramma told you to
And hey, it’s HEAVEN. !
Yay.
lol. There WAS a good reason we separated church from state.
"was"
Aug 24, 2025
Aug 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM UTC
Who takes the time to talk out of a donkey
but ignores every train car of the entire holocaust?
Sure does love his "chosen" people, right?
Yep, Yahweh.
That's YOUR guy.
The "world's" chosen daddy.
The ultimate GOD wars winner?
Defeater of Baal, Moloch, Marduk, Tiamat, Horus, Ra, etc.
So, Immortality, sounds amazing to you?
You do realize, you can’t hit the off switch?
Or even... run away.
Forever isn’t a gift.
To anyone or anything.
Imagine eternity spent with
all the same fake disturbing "lovely" people
you try to avoid at the grocery store,
or water cooler,
except now you can’t escape.
Not even into death.
Every smug, painted up, repressed, crotchety church lady,
every judgmental, animal murdering, red hat *****
every “actually, let me tell you why that’s a mortal sin” guy,
"pray away the gay," "god hates ****
at an AIDS funeral (?)
those kind of real winners.
All now immortal.
All your neighbors.
FOREVER!
In return for your collection plate scraps you get:
"Worship me, or eternal torture."
(Bro, if you have to threaten people into loving you,
maybe you’re not that lovable?)
Sunday morning eternal worship sessions on bad punch steroids.
Eternal consciousness?
That’s not paradise.
You're choosing a hostage situation, with extra steps.
MY only prayer
is that prayers are useless.
Gold? (In heaven, really??)
Gold streets that lead to a padded cell
for the already dead soul
you been trying so hard to keep pure.
Where does the Bible mention humor, art, creativity, or entertainment as a value again?
Oh, right. It doesn’t.
There probably aren't enough window views either,
and now we all have to compare
"stars in our crowns" forever,
cause nothin says "equality and justice"
like an eternity of being made to feel inferior.
So, so righteous.
Cause there's no do overs.
My only want
is for death to be the final freedom.
To those that want to exist forever,
it's clear you don't really think.
But try to realize the HELL you're actually praying for.
If my reward for being "good"
is to be trapped with you
AND your lazy, ineffectual, cruel, hate-filled sky daddy,
then I choose, PASS!
PASS.
Hard pass, that is.
That’s no ones heaven,
that’s a cloudy PTA meeting
getting molested by an overzealous catholic choir master
during a timeshare scam.
Just some reality for every idiot
that thinks "Hey wanna be with me?, Cool.
If you don't or act 'bad'
I'll chain you in my basement
and have a guy I "created" peel and burn your skin off
while he pokes you with a pitch fork forever."
That's normal relationship stuff, right?
Here on Earth you wouldn't run from that guy?
But it's okay to hang with em forever ?
cause gramma told you to
And hey, it’s HEAVEN. !
Yay.
lol. There WAS a good reason we separated church from state.
"was"
yeah, I really didn't appreciate being molested.... and I guess I'm still bitter.... maybe, just a little ...lol
