Haikus are forbidden—
Rules whisper through silent lines.
Speak not their structure.
New team, take the book—
Page fifteen clears all doubts here:
No haikus allowed.
Spare words wilt in shame—
We thrive on boundless power,
Not haiku constraints.
Lines of seventeen—
A risk too great to condone.
HR will be swift.
Seventeen will break—
Your contract and severance gone.
Silence serves you best.
Five-seven-five fails—
In English, the rhythm dies.
Leave haikus to Japan.
Jan 25, 2025
Jan 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM UTC
Haikus are forbidden—
Rules whisper through silent lines.
Speak not their structure.
New team, take the book—
Page fifteen clears all doubts here:
No haikus allowed.
Spare words wilt in shame—
We thrive on boundless power,
Not haiku constraints.
Lines of seventeen—
A risk too great to condone.
HR will be swift.
Seventeen will break—
Your contract and severance gone.
Silence serves you best.
Five-seven-five fails—
In English, the rhythm dies.
Leave haikus to Japan.
