the last time I went to church
I sang the hymns off key
and the rest of the congregation
leered at me
they were unaware
of my throat being sore
and that was why I sang
with a hoarse roar
after the service
the vicar approached me
to say he wasn't too happy
with my singing off key
his insulting comment
was not well received
so I promptly stormed off
feeling most peeved
Jun 18, 2013
Jun 18, 2013 at 4:41 AM UTC
the last time I went to church
I sang the hymns off key
and the rest of the congregation
leered at me
they were unaware
of my throat being sore
and that was why I sang
with a hoarse roar
after the service
the vicar approached me
to say he wasn't too happy
with my singing off key
his insulting comment
was not well received
so I promptly stormed off
feeling most peeved
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