My dipstick shows me
your lubricant is getting low
& that's not good for your engine,
it'll make your pistons slower.
But don't you fret yet little beauty,
I have some mechanical-skills
that will thrill you,
get you tuned up
to optimal performance,
they almost seem romantic.
In order to keep
your motor running smoothly,
I'll have to poke my head
up under your hood,
adjust your wiring,
check your plugs,
fill you up
with some more fluid.
Then, I'll place you
high on the rack,
look at your suspension,
make sure your wheels
spin uninhibited,
before I release some
drivetrain tension.
Hey listen to me fast-momma,
you'll have to schedule
an appointment soon,
'cause I'm getting full here.
O please hurry
& come quick,
I'm not sure how long
I can hold onto my tool
before I break free.
Feb 26, 2014
Feb 26, 2014 at 7:37 AM UTC
My dipstick shows me
your lubricant is getting low
& that's not good for your engine,
it'll make your pistons slower.
But don't you fret yet little beauty,
I have some mechanical-skills
that will thrill you,
get you tuned up
to optimal performance,
they almost seem romantic.
In order to keep
your motor running smoothly,
I'll have to poke my head
up under your hood,
adjust your wiring,
check your plugs,
fill you up
with some more fluid.
Then, I'll place you
high on the rack,
look at your suspension,
make sure your wheels
spin uninhibited,
before I release some
drivetrain tension.
Hey listen to me fast-momma,
you'll have to schedule
an appointment soon,
'cause I'm getting full here.
O please hurry
& come quick,
I'm not sure how long
I can hold onto my tool
before I break free.
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