Oh my sweet, sweet gentleman,
Who has taught me how to love.
I decided I will run away with you,
And share the stars above.
I thought so very long and hard,
Of the decision I should make.
And realized if I went to Sussex,
It would be a huge mistake.
So I waited until after dusk,
And packed a few small things.
And then I planned that I would leave,
When I heard the church bell rings.
And when they did I tiptoed,
Down the corridor and to the street.
Where there stood my trusted friend,
Who had arranged with me to meet.
We traveled East to the harbor,
The steamer was not hard to miss.
And anxiously I hurried along,
To greet you with a kiss.
Conspicuously I wandered about,
Until I found cabin two- eleven.
And then I pushed the door open a bit,
To steal a sight of heaven.
Instead I saw you lying there,
With a maiden much less fair,
I sauntered up, spit in your face,
And left your sorry *** there!
Jul 18, 2010
Jul 18, 2010 at 6:34 PM UTC
Oh my sweet, sweet gentleman,
Who has taught me how to love.
I decided I will run away with you,
And share the stars above.
I thought so very long and hard,
Of the decision I should make.
And realized if I went to Sussex,
It would be a huge mistake.
So I waited until after dusk,
And packed a few small things.
And then I planned that I would leave,
When I heard the church bell rings.
And when they did I tiptoed,
Down the corridor and to the street.
Where there stood my trusted friend,
Who had arranged with me to meet.
We traveled East to the harbor,
The steamer was not hard to miss.
And anxiously I hurried along,
To greet you with a kiss.
Conspicuously I wandered about,
Until I found cabin two- eleven.
And then I pushed the door open a bit,
To steal a sight of heaven.
Instead I saw you lying there,
With a maiden much less fair,
I sauntered up, spit in your face,
And left your sorry *** there!
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