My love has a claw
And it's big and it's scary
Super frightening to me, actually
And she only brings it out in intense situations
Where negotiation has left the building
And she says "Rawr!" when she pulls it
And snarls menacingly
I dramatically turn my head and whimper
Cause the claw is the worstest thing imaginable by a fold of two
It's my sincerest hope she doesn't pull her claw on you, too
Jan 18
Jan 18, 2026 at 11:09 AM UTC
My love has a claw
And it's big and it's scary
Super frightening to me, actually
And she only brings it out in intense situations
Where negotiation has left the building
And she says "Rawr!" when she pulls it
And snarls menacingly
I dramatically turn my head and whimper
Cause the claw is the worstest thing imaginable by a fold of two
It's my sincerest hope she doesn't pull her claw on you, too
