"My favorite thing about her would have to be her personality:
Mean, snide, lazy, insincere,
manipulative, controlling, cowardly,
condescending, territorial, insecure,
entitled, selfish, superficial, capricious,
disrespectful, brash, immature,
foolish, arrogant, pretentious,
rude, holier-than-thou, insipid,
and even a little bit childish.
What's not to grovel and worship?
Truly, I cannot think of even one shortcoming."
Jan 10, 2015
Jan 10, 2015 at 12:05 PM UTC
"My favorite thing about her would have to be her personality:
Mean, snide, lazy, insincere,
manipulative, controlling, cowardly,
condescending, territorial, insecure,
entitled, selfish, superficial, capricious,
disrespectful, brash, immature,
foolish, arrogant, pretentious,
rude, holier-than-thou, insipid,
and even a little bit childish.
What's not to grovel and worship?
Truly, I cannot think of even one shortcoming."
Inspired by a former roomate. I'll leave it at that.
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