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(sung to "If I Only Had a Brain/Heart/Courage" song from the Wizard of Oz) I'm a ****** *********** altho I seem quite merry, I am always causing strife. I've a rot for a banana, But I'd smoke the whole Havana, if I only had a LIFE! I just love to cause division, By other's lives derision, I'll cause gossip to be rife! It don't matter! I am toothful, I don't claim to be that truthful, If I only had a LIFE! I would love ta get ta know ya, But I smoke like Krakatoa, You could cut it with a knife. I will put it in my ashtray And conclude another entry if I only had a LIFE! I've no girlfriend, it don't matter, I'm as loony as a hatter, I will never have a wife. I've a teeny weeny shooter, Can't make love to my computer, IF I ONLY HAD A LIFE!! SoulSurvivor (C) 12/20/2015
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Dec 20, 2015
Dec 20, 2015 at 3:22 PM UTC
The Tin-Man Troll's Lament
(sung to "If I Only Had a Brain/Heart/Courage" song from the Wizard of Oz) I'm a ****** *********** altho I seem quite merry, I am always causing strife. I've a rot for a banana, But I'd smoke the whole Havana, if I only had a LIFE! I just love to cause division, By other's lives derision, I'll cause gossip to be rife! It don't matter! I am toothful, I don't claim to be that truthful, If I only had a LIFE! I would love ta get ta know ya, But I smoke like Krakatoa, You could cut it with a knife. I will put it in my ashtray And conclude another entry if I only had a LIFE! I've no girlfriend, it don't matter, I'm as loony as a hatter, I will never have a wife. I've a teeny weeny shooter, Can't make love to my computer, IF I ONLY HAD A LIFE!! SoulSurvivor (C) 12/20/2015
More of my dark side. I'M FED UP WITH THE T R O L L S!!! :/
#love#life#hate#mind#crazy#site#writers#poets#trouble#trolls
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Dec 20, 2015
Dec 20, 2015 at 3:22 PM UTC
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