I'm selfish
single-minded
greedy
and I don't really give a **** about you
your job.
your kids.
your vacation photos.
that time you put a scarf on your cat.
I'm narcissistic
vain
and more than just a little neurotic.
Worst of all,
I try to pretend that
I am not all of the aforementioned characteristics
while I'm acutely aware of the fact that
I'm ******* awful.
Nice to meet you. How long will this one last?
Dec 21, 2013
Dec 21, 2013 at 1:48 AM UTC
I'm selfish
single-minded
greedy
and I don't really give a **** about you
your job.
your kids.
your vacation photos.
that time you put a scarf on your cat.
I'm narcissistic
vain
and more than just a little neurotic.
Worst of all,
I try to pretend that
I am not all of the aforementioned characteristics
while I'm acutely aware of the fact that
I'm ******* awful.
Nice to meet you. How long will this one last?